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Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Berlin » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:29 am

Last edited by Berlin on Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby monolith94 » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:44 am

America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by non-dreamers.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Berlin » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:48 am

He has a penis on his stomach...
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby marktime » Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:35 am

Berlin wrote:He has a penis on his stomach...
So he can do two chicks at the same time.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Gorb » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:17 am

Did NOT need to see this before bed...

What the... what the HELL is this?

The fact that this is a person... that poor son of a bitch.

I... JESUS.

Fuck you, Internet.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Gorb » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:19 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Opi3b2- ... annel_page

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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Neclord » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:21 am

"Remember Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked just. Like. THIIIIIIISS!"
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Neclord » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:23 am

Wow. After watching him lift up his shirt... joking is hard.
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Unread postby Nave » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:26 am

Gorb wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Opi3b2- ... annel_page

If I'm not sleeping, nobody's sleeping.


Oh god, this was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen until I saw him 'messing wit a pillow'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enUzXzeBHCU
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Neclord » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:27 am

He's scarier silhouetted.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Gorb » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:27 am

Neclord wrote:"Remember Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked just. Like. THIIIIIIISS!"
Oh my god, :fresh:

According to intrepid researchers on Reddit, what we're seeing here is called Progeria and this dude has already lived long past his life expectancy.

The wigger edge gives it that added WTF element and he seems like a bit of a prick but still, I can't even imagine what his life is like. I always feel like a horrible person when it happens but hideously deformed people scare the living shit out of me.

You know that sudden "hot all over," quick stab in your chest, and clenched ass feeling you get whenever you see something that's just WRONG? That's what I got when I clicked on that first video link. Again, like, I really don't like to be the asshole, but that scared me more than any horror movie I've ever seen.

The comments on his videos are scary in a whole different way.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Epistemophobia » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:31 am

Is YouTube mentioned in the Bible?
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Neclord » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:40 am

A lot of those comments are really ugly. Is the internet birthing another sociopath? I'm sure he gets a weird enough public reaction already, now it's like...random people spouting off. I dunno. What an unfortunate combination of appearance and personality.
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Unread postby Paprika » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:58 am

What is this? I don't even...
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Berlin » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:48 pm

He took down his videos!
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Unread postby Ummm Scrumptious » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:57 pm

Berlin wrote:He took down his videos!

Somehow I think this may have been for the better.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Gorb » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:51 pm

Berlin wrote:He took down his videos!
Times like this, I wish I had a deity to thank.
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Unread postby CheesyMcFrito » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:55 pm

I can only imagine what I've missed.
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Unread postby Neclord » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:58 pm

CheesyMcFrito wrote:I can only imagine what I've missed.


Image

Swear to god, exact double.
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Unread postby JRSly » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:37 pm

CheesyMcFrito wrote:I can only imagine what I've missed.

Yeah...despite the horrified reactions, I still hate missing things.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Berlin » Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:49 pm

Neclord wrote:
CheesyMcFrito wrote:I can only imagine what I've missed.


Image

Swear to god, exact double.


The REUPLOAD
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Gorb » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:05 pm

Berlin is trying to kill us.
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Unread postby JRSly » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:22 pm

Maybe I've seen too much Maury Povich and have become immune to progeria's dark magic. It is indeed odd to see someone so old with it though. Odd and scary.
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Unread postby Orpheline » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:27 pm

Links don't work... I need to know what is going on here!
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Unread postby CheesyMcFrito » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:29 pm

Infinitely more entertaining and tolerable than Boxxy.

I think the little bastard is cute in a puppy sort-of-way.
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Unread postby Berlin » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:51 am

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Oh lawd.
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Unread postby Neclord » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:52 am

Fucking hell.
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Unread postby Evil Prevails » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:55 am

He seems like a pleasant young man.
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Unread postby Berlin » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:57 am

Harmony Korine needs to write a film for this kid, quick.
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Unread postby Pale Horses » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:00 am

Watching him is like staring into the void.
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Unread postby Pale Horses » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:01 am

But it is incredible how happy he seems to be.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Fincherian » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:04 am

I saw that earlier, and I thought for sure it was fake. He looks CG. But maybe his skin is just very translucent.

Anyways, it's just kind of odd.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Gorb » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:16 am

Berlin wrote:Image

Oh lawd.
The first frame of that should be extended and turned into a "What's wrong with this picture?" gif, STAT.
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Unread postby CheesyMcFrito » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:20 am

Gorb wrote:he first frame of that should be extended and turned into a "What's wrong with this picture?" gif, STAT.




The last frame looks like my avatar!


What a silly diseased child.
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Unread postby Neclord » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:33 am

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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Brightside » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:42 am

I wanna see the cock on his stomach.
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Unread postby Gorb » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:55 am

Nice!

...I just realized he doesn't have teeth.
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Unread postby Gorb » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:59 am

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Unread postby Brightside » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:02 am

Jesus...
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Unread postby PBF » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:09 am

Gorb wrote:Image

Terrible taste in hip-hop and a premature aging syndrome?

Serves him right!
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Unread postby Molasses » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:47 am

Progeria bothers me less than him being a juggalo, really.

No one should have to die a juggalo. Someone cure this kid of his ICP affliction, stat.
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Unread postby EmPiiRe » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:53 am

I like his stuffed animals.

He's so pimpin', he don't give a shit who sees 'em.
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Unread postby NatureMan » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:54 am

I have no idea what's going on here.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby getrhythm » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:35 am

Mother.. of.. GOD.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Eye Gore » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:42 am

Jebus, he's got a shitload of videos up there.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby Mistoffelees » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:59 am

Meh, he´s this month´s Chris Crocker (sp?).
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beyond holland and into the hills, I have come to
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby zerkalo » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:31 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHmQ316P ... annel_page

He thanks us all for watching his gangsta vidz.

Look at the comments! People are such jerks.

So where's the link to the tummy-penis vid?

Edit: Just saw it. Meh, not impressed: my tum-cock is way bigger.
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Re: Tsim Fuckis...

Unread postby getrhythm » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:41 pm

zerkalo wrote:Edit: Just saw it. Meh, not impressed: my tum-cock is way bigger.


I was going to give you the link. I just saw it myself. It's just a misplaced outtie bellybutton.
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